The ESPYs are the biggest sports award show that isn't focused on just one sport. They're basically the Oscars, but all about sports. Similar to the Oscars, a host is tasked with presenting an opening monologue that introduces everyone to the show and then guides the program through the rest of the night.

Shane Gillis gave zero hecks about making anyone uncomfortable with his monologue. He hit the gas pedal from the start on Wednesday night at the ESPY Awards, and he never let up. The 37-year-old comedian's monologue in front of the world's biggest sports stars took aim seemingly at just about