TED: PERISCOPE? QUESTION, DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS, THIS, AND YES EVEN THIS, ALL FIT IN A WALKING STICK? CHOPSTICKS? >> YOU HAVE GOT YOUR CHOPSTICKS IN YOUR KNIFE. TORTOISE SHELL. IT’S ILLEGAL TO ...

We’re talking “Ted 2” here. We’re talking dirty ... Throw everything at the wall and see what sticks, comedically speaking. Many of the stickier moments revolve around Ted and his best ...