Seattle Mariners use a trident to celebrate home runs together to perfection. It had been a painfully long time for baseball to matter like it does now tucked up in the Pacific Northwest.

When asked how they were going to take it on the road, Crawford looked genuinely perplexed. It’s a good thing the Mariners don’t fly commercial since a trident is, well, a weapon.

Logan Gilbert riled up some Astros fans on Friday night with some extra flaunting of the Mariners' celebratory trident after a big home run from Cal Raleigh.