If you want to express to the world your sense of injustice at being misunderstood, might I suggest another, older meme: the “What people think I really do” meme, which takes the following format.

Origin of the ‘three tickets to Challengers please’ meme. People who watched the three characters weave into and out of each other’s lives in friendly, romantic, ...

"Please do not swear on my profile thanks," then, can be read as simple irony, because posting such a message does nothing but invite a stream of verbal abuse from the first troll who reads it.