The future is now, folks, as Deadline is reporting that Sony Animation has locked down an almost-seven-figure deal to bring Emoji — a film about, uh, emoji — to the big-screen: ...

Uh Oh, Kids. These Reporters Have Deciphered Your Secret Emoji Code! Let's 🦊 and do 🌺 , ... Those doofuses are naive enough to believe that a simple 🌺 emoji means "flower." ...