Not this: This is my beard, if you even want to call it a beard. This footage was taken after I let it grow for two weeks. Two weeks! It's thin, patchy, and in some spots there's no hair at all.

Nowadays everyone is rocking the beard unless you are that one guy who everybody calls the baby face. 1. You hate the ... on how sexy their beard is. 2. No more tonics and creams.