March Madness—an annual ritual of upsets, buzzer-beaters, and shattered dreams—isn't just about basketball. It's about standing out in a sea of sameness with a bracket name so clever and hilarious that even your disinterested coworker feels compelled to ask, "Who came up with that?"

The committees for men's and women's Division I basketball met this week to discuss possible expansion of the March Madness tournaments, but made no immediate decisions or recommendations.