This time around, poolside girl is back at the swim club and, again, getting hit on by doofuses who are amazed at her ability to read an e-book in the sun. (Also, the Kindle is now $79; the Kindle ...

Amazon's poolside Kindle Girl is either friendly and smart or she's a superficial mall-rat who must die. Please ... Just answer, "It's a kindle" and go back to your reading.