The Justice Gang — Guy Gardner/Green Lantern, Mr. Terrific, and Hawkgirl — arrive on the scene to help Superman stop the kaiju, whose hide is too strong to really damage. The solution? Go for the eyes ...

On a trip to the restroom, he takes care of other business, then realizes what he’s in for. One by one, the ship of fools ...

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