I've got a new seven-burner gas grill and four ground-shaking speakers for my outdoor sound system—and I've built a sturdy picnic table ... to the legs with 3-inch deck screws [2].

Next, take the long offcut, place it good side up, and make three rip cuts ... and drive two screws through the back of each leg and into the apron. Your table is ready and in good time for ...