The Simpsons villain Mr. Burns is a renowned billionaire who is vile, conceited, and uses darkly humorous language.

What are friends for? Laughing at your jokes, of course. Get your pals giggling with these funny friendship quotes. If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you do it too? If it was in a barrel of ...

Will Venable hit the clubhouse early on Sunday after the Chicago White Sox manager was thrown out in the first inning against the Texas Rangers. His early exit did lead to a fantastic line from a ...

It's funny to imagine there could be talking birds in the wild. Like, what would they discuss? Maybe something about the ...

Frank Miller once said, “The noir hero is a knight in blood caked armor. He’s dirty and he does his best to deny the fact ...

And, you know, volunteer to serve hot lunch at school or be the chaperone for the kindergarten field trip', she said. Meghan said she makes their pack lunches after they go to and suggested she ...

And, you know, volunteer to serve hot lunch at school or be the chaperone for the kindergarten field trip', she said. Meghan said she makes their pack lunches after they go to and suggested she ...

We’ve all replayed frustrating conversations or awkward moments in our head, only to think of a funny one-liner hours too late. Your pet might appreciate your sharp sense of humor, but wouldn ...

The jury’s still out on that one, but whether you’re looking to let someone know you fancy them with some plausible deniability, or just looking to get laid, there are plenty of dirty ...