The agent wants the best for their subject. The narrator, conscious of how boring their life must be to observe, tries to entertain the FBI agent. They have pleasant conversations.

Does an FBI agent sit all day watching you through your webcam? Twitter loves the idea, turning it into a meme about special agents helping surveilled subjects through relationships, advising on ...

In some instances — the ones that make the meme so good — the FBI agent takes on a nurturing role, like an internet fairy godmother. Sometimes they offer support.Sometimes they send iMessages ...