Erling Haaland is frequently portrayed as a lethal Scandinavian footballing machine whose sole purpose is to compute the most effective way to score goals. It is a tempting way to describe a 6ft ...

ERLING HAALAND isn't the only "robot" on Manchester City's books. The 22-year-old goal scoring phenom has left many wondering whether he is from this planet. Haaland has scored 19 goals in 12 ...

This robot should not be allowed to carry on in our country." Another petition, started by Shane Lee, is titled: "Remove Erling Haaland from the UK." "Erling Haaland is a serious problem," reads ...

This robot should not be allowed to carry on in our country." There is another petition titled "Remove Erling Haaland from the UK." That one has 159 signatures as of writing. "Erling Haaland ...

Erling Haaland doesn’t care about your build-up ... It’s not easy to teach a killer robot how to write poetry.

Erling Haalaand scored and Norway humbled Italy 3-0 for the first time in 25 years in qualifying for the 2026 World Cup.

This robot should not be allowed to carry on in ... READ MORE: Jack Grealish "never witnessed anything like" Erling Haaland's exploits amid latest braceREAD MORE: Gary Lineker provides honest ...

After two seasons, Premier League defenses are still grappling with the same question: how do you stop Erling Haaland? The Norwegian striker has scored at a phenomenal rate since joining ...