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How do you know a good dog pun from a bad dog pun? The good ones make you bark with laughter! That’s the goal with these howl-arious dog puns: To make you smile, just like an adorable wet nose does.

Share this ultimutt list of dog puns with a dog lover, dog parent, dog person, or on social media. The punny one-liners about dogs are family- and kid-friendly. HOME. MAIL. NEWS. FINANCE. SPORT.

How do you know a good dog pun from a bad dog pun? The good ones make you bark with laughter! That’s the goal with these howl-arious dog puns: To make you smile, just like an adorable wet nose does.

We feel the same way about these hilarious dog jokes. From corny jokes for kids to clever dog puns, ... If you can’t play with it, eat it or bury it, just pee on it and walk away.

When you post photos of your dog's Halloween costume this year, use one of these clever puns or quotes for your Instagram caption. MENU. Social Media.

How do you know a good dog pun from a bad dog pun? The good ones make you bark with laughter! That’s the goal with these howl-arious dog puns: To make you smile, just like an adorable wet nose does.

Share this ultimutt list of dog puns with a dog lover, dog parent, dog person, or on social media. The punny one-liners about dogs are family- and kid-friendly. HOME. MAIL. NEWS. SPORTS. FINANCE.