Cousin Eddie after randomly showing up at the Griswold home in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more ...

Choose from the best quotes from "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation." Find funny lines from movie characters including Clark Griswold and Cousin Eddie.

It’s part of his “12 Dares for Christmas” to raise money for a scholarship in honor of his cousin Rylee Sears, who passed away from meningococcal meningitis when he was only 16.

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Unexpectedly, with Christmas just around the corner, the crude and perpetually unemployed Cousin Eddie Johnson, from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989), wins a worry-free, all-inclusive ...

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