The Newport Police Department responded with a brief history lesson in March when it begged residents on Facebook not to call 911 if they ran out of toilet paper. “You will survive without our ...

Spending over $80,000 on toilet paper? That’s just goofy ... share her opinion on $5 million self-cleaning airport seats. Call it a new tool of procrastination or citizen input at its best ...

For what it's worth, some consumers appear to be ahead of them ... "Just don't call 9-1-1. We cannot bring you toilet paper." ...

"The number one complaint at our toilet paper call center was the messy tear, so we did something about it," said Weaver, who has served as a P&G scientist for 25 years. "We revolutionized Charmin ...