Without further ado, let’s take a look back, select, and piece together the all-time all-bald NFL Team for each position!

Jeff Bezos has been sporting a close haircut for years now, and an old, resurfaced video shows that he actually looks better bald than with his mane.

David Beckham accidentally gave himself a bald spot while cutting his hair. Wife Victoria filmed the faux pas and couldn't hold back her laughter.

David Beckham’s attempts to cut his own hair didn’t quite go as planned. “What have you done?” David’s wife, Victoria Beckham ...

Providing, of course, there’s internet access and a source of power.