I don't know about you, but I'm getting pretty tired of finding out, first thing every morning, that I'm a loser. I open the flap of the cereal box and it announces "Sorry--you are not a winner." ...

I'm not just a good loser. I'd go as far as to say, in all modesty, that I am an excellent loser. I won't say I'm one of the world’s best losers, which proves exactly how good a loser I am.