Bob Monkhouse was famed for his quick-fire quips, encyclopaedic memory of jokes and effortless ability ... Why should other planets be any different from this one? I remember when safe sex was ...

We’re bananas for food pickup lines and the berry best jokes, so naturally ... Did you hear the one about the fruit salad? A-pear-antly not. You can call me any lime. That’s it!

The man is incredulous and asks why. The vet says: 'Because he's far too heavy.' One of the highest-rated jokes in Germany: 'Why is television called a medium? Because it is neither rare nor well ...

But if you like bees, honey or laughing at bad jokes, we’ve got the ultimate list ... A wasp is nothing more than a wanna-bee. No one at the party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself ...

— Tyler Soderstrom hit a grand slam and a two-run homer, Max Muncy hit a three-run shot in the first inning, and the... Ryan Jeffers and Harrison Bader hit HRs as Twins win 6-1 over A's, who hav ...

Mostly sunny, mild and low humidity on Friday Turning warmer and more humid by the weekend A few t-storms possible late Saturday night More storms by Tuesday ...

Lingering showers and a few t-storms overnight into Wednesday morning Relatively cool and mostly cloudy Wednesday Daily shower and storm chances the rest of the week ...