I tweeted before it came on, “Don’t be eating before you see it ... chunk of her own forearm — is that I can’t find a GIF of it ANYWHERE. Jesus, Internet. I thought I knew you.

Amos Bridgewater, aged sixteen years, ate a gallon of ice cream Friday, and to-day he was sent in irons to the insane asylum. He developed violent symptoms immediately after eating the cream.

EW has your exclusive sneak peek at Stewart's long-awaited return to the news desk where he recreates his iconic popcorn-eating GIF. You know the one ... But Stewart has a very important question ...