These are the best funny quotes to make you laugh about life, aging, family, work and nature, with quips from comedy greats like Bob Hope and Robin Williams.

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Put your feelings into words with these heartfelt "I love you" quotes for sweethearts, friends and family. Find "I love you" quotes from movies, books and more.