These are the best funny quotes to make you laugh about life, aging, family, work and nature, with quips from comedy greats like Bob Hope and Robin Williams.

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Best “I love you” quotes “I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.” — Paulo Coelho, “The Alchemist” “In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours.

Whether you're looking for something funny or cute, here are the best Disney quotes and Disney sayings when you're in need of some magic. Skip to main content Popsugar ...