Matthew Broussard, a rising figure in stand-up comedy, often gets material from his mother, Ann. Ann, 78, a retired biologist ...

Text this hilarious happy birthday meme to a long-distance friend. Or better yet, go old-school by creating a card with this meme and filling it with a funny birthday quote . rd.com, Getty Images ...

We all know that a birthday deserves a celebratory acknowledgement, but many folks have trouble figuring out what to write in a birthday card other than the obvious 'happy birthday' phrase ...

Funny sayings to write in a birthday card Hope your birthday is as fun as you make it look on Instagram. Happy birthday to someone who is almost as amazing as I am.

Along with making great captions, these birthday wishes also work if you're stumped on what to write in his card besides just "Happy birthday!" (we know you're better than that).