Yasmine (left) and Lara (right) translate the latest Gen Alpha slang ... saying that this is a totally new language to them, and Gen Z and Gen Alpha were debating who invented the terms.

“Yep definitely gen alpha child.. I’m gen z and have no clue what they mean,” admitted another user. “As a gen z…. This isn’t English this can’t be the future,” one doomsayer ...

Gen Alpha slang or just pure gibberish? A millennial mom enlisted her 10-year-old daughter to teach her some new slang terms, but was left utterly flabbergasted when she could barely decipher them.