Funny 'Roses Are Red' Poems. 11. Roses are red, and apples are too, but violets are violet, violets aren’t blue 12. Roses are red, violets are too, I’m colorblind, what about you?

In fact, you'd be surprised by how much kids can get on board with the rhyming and humor in easy, fun children's poems. They're short, they're sweet and kids really love 'em.

But, she is still special in life, She is the reason why we survive, That is you my friend, Love you so much! – Unknown. 2. Best Friends . I promise to love you ...

In her debut poetry collection, GREAT EXODUS, GREAT WALL, GREAT PARTY (American Poetry Review, 86 pp., paper, $15), Chessy Normile is often funny — “All the books on time / are pretty good ...

Whether you are in the mood for some classic soppy quotes or a funny take on the ‘Roses are red’ poems, ... A heart whose love is innocent! Valentine by Carol Ann Duffy. I give you an onion.

But I prefer a love poem for her that's going to point out the awkward, the uncomfortable, the funny, and the dark side of romance and love. ... Love poems should be specific. ...

Honey? You awake? The soft glow of a smartphone screen, the caress of sweatpants, a new collection of poems by John Kenney celebrates what happens to romance after years (and years) of marriage.

Whether you are looking for love poems about friendship or short poems about best friends, you will find them all in our collection. ... Funny Friendship Poems That Elicit Laughter . 13.