Firstly, the song is lyrically incoherent. It starts as an apologetic ballad addressed to someone called Uncle Albert. Who is Uncle Albert — and what was the narrator supposed to do for him?

Iza: Tommy says he’ll look after me on my first day. Uncle Albert says I’d be better being looked after by a monkey! Teacher: Settle down, everyone. Boys and girls, meet Iza. She's joining us ...

MILWAUKEE – State Rep. David Bowen (D-Milwaukee) released the following statement announcing the news of the passing of his uncle, Albert Lynch, after a battle with cancer: “Earlier today ...