(Principal Skinner takes the phone from Bart.) Principal Skinner: You’ll do what, young man? Moe: What–what? Wait. Who–who is this? Principal Skinner: I think the real question is who is ...

Milhouse: Bart, look! It’s Principal Skinner. And I think he’s gone crazy he’s not wearing a suit or tie or anything! Bart: Principal Skinner? Um, I’m real sorry about my dog getting you ...

When one of Bart’s pranks accidentally saves the town ... They kiss, but when her litigious parents find out, they freak out, and Principal Skinner is forced to institute a “no touching ...

Bart skips school by forging a note from his mother that excuses him early for a dental appointment. Principal Skinner reads the note and grows suspicious. He tracks Bart through town and then ...

Principal Skinner tours Springfield Elementary with his mother, only to encounter Bart and his friends. While Mrs. Skinner uses the ladies room, Bart ignites the cherry bomb and flushes it down a ...

Here, on the April 1 episode, there’s a Bart vs. Skinner prank war, where Skinner gets some elaborate revenge (involving glue, bird seed, and a retirement rumor) that seems destined to throw the ...

Bart is quite taken with the new teacher, Ms. Berrera, but he will be vying for her attention with the guy who gives him detention: Principal Skinner. Fortunately — or unfortunately — for Bart ...