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Out of the four members of the acclaimed Blue Collar Comedy Tour (which also includes stand-up icons Jeff Foxworthy, Bill ...

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The top 12 amusing technology quotes of 2012 Written by Charlie Osborne, Contributing Writer Dec. 17, 2012 at 7:46 a.m. PT Tech industry leaders and firms have come out with some amusing quotes ...

A few years ago, Hall of Fame wide receiver Jerry Rice came up with this classic quote: ''I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.'' Say what? With the NFL postseason ...