I had a boss long ago who smoked the foulest cigars in his office, and the stench would creep into the kitchen and had a mustache shaped like a boomerang. My local deli guy has a gray mustache and ...

“Your baby is beautiful,” a man’s voice said. I looked up to see a young man with a handlebar mustache, a big smile and a tattoo encircling his neck like a shawl. “Thanks,” I managed to ...