Two thirds of British women wear make-up solely to impress men, while 40% of the opposite ... Fake tan, bright red lipstick, false eyelashes and thick eyebrows were also listed as major turn ...

My "after" eyebrows still aren't Cara D level, but that's probably for the best. Jenny advised that, with my extra pale, pre-summer skin, I only go a couple shades darker for my first session.

Slugs, caterpillars, Gallaghers: whatever you want to call the humble eyebrow, we’ve all got ... This school of design doesn’t work so well for men. Before you seek professional help ...