Flygare and Zlatan Ibrahimovic used to practise their trick shots here as teenagers, following their dreams of playing for Malmö FF. It’s the wettest pitch in Malmö. In fact, it’s the sea.

But then modesty has never really been Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s thing. If you put the guy in a room with Charles Darwin, Mother Teresa and Martin Luther King Jr and asked who had made the biggest ...