If not treated properly, classic cars are bound to rust away in that kind of weather. And of course, it's sadder than usual because two-door Chevrolet Bel Airs are quite desirable nowadays.

Unless it's been kept in a bubble or climate-controlled garage since new, most 55-year-old cars are going to have some rust. In the case ... case of cancer in the usual areas where Tri-Fives ...

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