One of many emoji floats, this buoyant rubber poo will inspire dads around the pool to endlessly reference the 1980 comedy Caddyshack. “Baby Ruth,” they’ll chortle before slurping the dregs ...

To understand how cryptosporidiosis works, think poop, mouth, butt ... shells that can even withstand chlorination. Swallowing pool water or the like is not the only way to get cryptosporidiosis.

"Nowhere else except for the pool is it acceptable to poop in public or pee in public ... to ensure that people are the only floaters found in pools this summer.