Seattle Mariners use a trident to celebrate home runs together to perfection. It had been a painfully long time for baseball to matter like it does now tucked up in the Pacific Northwest.

The Seattle star is currently tied with fellow outfielder Jarred Kelenic for the team lead in that category. Despite the epic celebration, the Mariners came up short on Wednesday as they fell 5-3 ...

When asked how they were going to take it on the road, Crawford looked genuinely perplexed. It’s a good thing the Mariners don’t fly commercial since a trident is, well, a weapon.