There’s something about passing couples when you’re perpetually single that can make you either roll your eyes or want to give your best impression of Joseph Gordon-Levitt as a jaded Tom Hansen.

Being perpetually single sounds daunting, I know, but it really does have its perks. In fact, it’s taught me more about life than I could have ever learned if I was in a relationship all this time.

I have something to say on behalf of the perpetually single girl. Please don't pity her. ... heart pounding, hands bleeding, to the point of complete physical pain and mental suffocation.

So, grab a cozy blanket and some ice cream, and let’s have a heart-to-heart. Here are the 9 behaviors that might be keeping you single—yes, forever single —without you realizing it. 1.

I’m a perpetually-single-but-never-actually-single individual who alternately uses my therapist as a professional psychologist, ... Whether we’re propelled to therapy by a broken heart, ...