Love him or hate him, it's impossible to avoid him. In this newly surfaced costume test footage from Tim Burton's doomed, late 90s Superman film, we can see good ol' Nic put on a skin-tight ...

And his product-laden hair has spikes ... I was seven years old, and I believed. I still do, and there’s the rub. So long, Superman.

It’s not about the glasses—it’s all about the hair. Well ... Unless, of course, they want to go with the old DC Comics conceit that Superman’s glasses emitted a hypnotic signal so that ...