A man in Norway just topped all your Ikea desk assembly war stories for ... caught his testicle in a small hole on the company's Marius chair. SEE ALSO: Watching drunk Irish people struggle ...

But Ikea furniture hacker SIN Tchan created a ... rather than just the crappy tools included to build a Micke desk. 1. Drill the holes on the stainless steel for the buttons and the stick.