Funny retirement jokes and quotes add some well-meaning lightness and laughter to a retirement party, post-retirement dinner, or another event that celebrates this new chapter in the person's life.

Here are 15 quotes and sayings to share during National Nurses Week. 1. “The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest.” ...

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Funny Retirement Quotes. While your life up until now may have been lots of serious business, now that you're retired, you have plenty of time to joke around. 1.