This Son Gave His Dad a 40th Birthday Card Offering Sympathy for His Eventual Death It's hilarious, true, and surprisingly life-affirming. By Eric Lutz Published: Jan 10, 2019 3:27 PM EST ...

3. “There is still no cure for the common birthday.”—John Glenn 4. “Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” —Larry Lorenzoni 5.