Ever built for excess, Americans consume, on average, 30 pounds of French fries per person per year, and a quarter of all potatoes eaten in our fair, stolen lands are taken in the form of the fry.

In honor of this most hallowed junk food, we take to the drive-throughs, diners, frozen food aisles, and restaurants to celebrate National French Fry Day on Friday, July 12, 2024.