ERLING HAALAND isn't the only "robot" on Manchester City's books. The 22-year-old goal scoring phenom has left many wondering whether he is from this planet. Haaland has scored 19 goals in 12 ...

This robot should not be allowed to carry on in our country." Another petition, started by Shane Lee, is titled: "Remove Erling Haaland from the UK." "Erling Haaland is a serious problem," reads ...

Erling Haaland is frequently portrayed as a lethal Scandinavian footballing machine whose sole purpose is to compute the most effective way to score goals. It is a tempting way to describe a 6ft ...

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Pep Guardiola laughed off a petition to ban Erling Haaland from playing for Manchester City, as he suggested the Norwegian can improve. Petition launched to ban Haaland from PL Guardiola dismissed ...

Erling Haaland doesn’t care about your build-up ... It’s not easy to teach a killer robot how to write poetry.

Manchester City star Erling Haaland had an up-and-down day in the FA Cup this weekend versus Bournemouth, a day that finished prematurely in an up-and-down way with an injury at the Vitality Stadium.

Manchester City striker Erling Haaland has been one of the world's most vicious goal scorers since joining the Premier League club from Borussia Dortmund in the summer of 2022. Having led the ...

Ever since Erling Haaland arrived at Manchester City, he has set about obliterating almost every goal-scoring record in the English game. Haaland’s feats have, at times, defied any sense of logic.

Erling Haaland had an incredible start to the 2024-25 season, even by his own very high standards, but he cooled off considerably and — unsurprisingly — so has his club. Haaland scored a goal within ...