You land on Go To Jail and you go directly to jail. No ImClone Systems plea bargains. You do not pass go, you do not get your $200 or a severance deal cooked up by a Tyco International board.

Either way, her glasses came flying off and broke. She understandably called the police. Reppke was not allowed to collect his $200 when passing Go because he was taken to jail. Real jail.

He'll go directly to jail pending sentencing ... about things that sound just slightly too good to be true. Last but not least, downright greed has deadly consequences. I guess it can be tempting ...

For example, why do we need a special election for this tax? Why was it not set at the same time ... election is obvious – the jail tax is more likely to pass if it is a special election because ...