because you then become the scary creepy guy and not just the creepy guy. My smile does not mean I am your soulmate. I am smiling in most photos on Facebook. Isn’t that what Facebook is about?

He’s not the guy who soars into a battle scene to punch out a purple alien. If he’s there, it’s to bring a twitch of unease — to straddle good and evil, normal and creepy, pleasant and ...