Followed categories will be added to My News. We’re camped in an unpowered site at Port Lincoln Caravan Park North Shields. We’re here for a week, so the last thing we need is bad neighbours.

The grey nomads, proudly displaying a “Grey Pride” sign on the back of their van, swerved in a tad too sharply to an area where large teeth and a devilish smile might deter other travellers ...