At the time, the beverage market consisted of major soda brands, still water, and plain sparkling water—and “Clearly Canadian was meant to be a bridge between high-sugar, full-of-artificial ...

It is hot, and I hate it. I have the skin tone of an anemic vampire. My hair absorbs humidity like a loaf of stale bread, capable of swelling six to eight times its natural size. The sidewalks ...

And what flavor is more deserving of that treatment than vanilla? Cream soda is vanilla soda, though it contains no cream, and most don’t contain any actual vanilla. This is understandable ...