Remembering Bob Hope, master of jokes and one liners, on July 24 ‘National Tell an Old Joke Day’ Late comedian Bob Hope, stalwart USO entertainer, still making smiles with reminiscences ...

Bob Hope's Joke Vault Endures. Associated Press. ... courtesy of Bob Hope . Hope died late Sunday of pneumonia, two months after his 100th birthday, ... but they won't tell you where you're going." ...

You can still fly, but they won't tell you where you're going." ... Some one-liners from Bob Hope's joke file, on display at the Library of Congress. The following are from December 1953: ...

On how Bob Hope was the first comedian to acknowledge he had writers. ... Here was a guy telling jokes, and here was a guy making a joke out of himself telling jokes, ...

Bob Hope, an entertainment legend and avid sportsman, has died, less than two months after turning 100. ... "Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees." ...

In New Castle, Pa., Hope got his solo break and, at the conclusion of a three-day engagement, telling well-received Scotch jokes, became a “single” and soon headed for mob-ruled Chicago to ...

How Woke Bob Hope Got Canceled ... “Some of the stories I could tell you of child recruitment and child abuse by homosexuals ... Despite their friendship, Hope began making Bryant jokes in his ...

“This is Bob ‘Army-Camp-Near-Seattle’ Hope, telling you to always use Pepsodent, and your teeth will be strong as a fort and they’ll never come ‘Lewis.’” ...

And now, ladies and gentlemen, here’s Bob “More Money From Book Royalties” Hope with a book about his exploits and escapades performing for American troops overseas. That’s … ...

Flabbergasted, Carson said OK; later, on Hope's special, Johnny claimed he could hear Ed McMahon laughing at Bob's jokes. Worst of all, from Carson's point of view, Hope was not a good guest.