One-liners are the most versatile tool in the dad-joke toolbox, because the teller doesn't have to wait for any setup. Just drop these into a conversation whenever there's a dull moment. Did I ever ...

While some people think they're a little spooky, we're here to prove that skeletons are actually a laugh riot. They've got no guts, a whole bunch of bones, and a perfectly "humerus" way of looking at ...