Take your average pig sty, trample it into ooze with the feet of dozens of pork-chasers until it’s such a slimy mire that no clean shoe can gain purchase, wreath it in a clammy fog constituted by the greedy breath of zombie opportunists with dead dull cash-staring eyes, and there you have the “reunification” of golf.

As the Saudis sportswash their way through the world of golf, the PGA Tour could at least make them clean up their mess.